安全距離一公尺的老二

我家老二與我的安全距離是一公尺，再多，他不放心，我不安心。

從他第一天成為我家一員那晚開始，就跟他特別有緣。久而久之，焦孟不離，只要我在家，他便與我形影不離，甚至上廁所及洗澡，通通不放過。有時我去洗手間出來，沒注意到他在旁邊，門一關，他不耐久候後抓門弄出聲響，我才知道他「又」被關。


也難怪我在家工作效率極差，因為必須時常空出一隻手去招呼他。丟他丟給我然後要我丟給他的小紅球，摸他與我一樣鬆垮垮、老男人牌的雙下巴...。

這輩子，他不會對我談分手，我也不會鬆手他...。

他的眼神照顧我的孤單，我的身影治療他的焦慮；
他短腿了我的愛憐，我寶貝了他要的眼神及時間。

2013/08/17

我最想送給老二的一首歌「Love of my life」。皇后合唱團主唱 Freddie Mercury 的經典歌曲。

Love of my life, you hurt me!
You've broken my heart,
and now you leave me…

Love of my life, can't you see?
Bring it back!
Bring it back!
Don't take it away from me,
because you don't know
what it means to me…

Love of my life, don't leave me!
You've stolen my love
and now…desert me!

Love of my life, can't you see?
Bring it back!
Bring it back!
Don't take it away from me,
because you don't know
what it means to me…

You will remember
when this is blown over,
and everything’s all by the way...

When I grow older,
I will be there at your side
to remind you
how I still love you
I still love you!
still love you…
still love you…
love you…
love you…

Oh, hurry back!
Hurry back!
Don't take it away from me

Because you don't know
what it means to me…

Love of my life!
Love of my life!
Woo… yeah…